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concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”
The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’
And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’
Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time

my hand slipped
TOO DAMN CUTE
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(Source: gifpotc)
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I think I just peed my pants.
For the love of god watch this until the end
I saw my life flash before my eyes
the cameraman:

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one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

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(Source: subtubitles)
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b99 meme: [1/6] favorite scenes
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a remake of the entire twilight saga franchise where everything is the same except jacob looks like this
